Where am I? The lights are so bright. The bed is so hard. Who are these strangers having a very loud and apparently humorous conversation over me? I open and close my eyes several times trying to clear my vision, but to no avail.
I'm finally told by an EMS worker that I'm in the Rockyview Hospital and was brought in by ambulance. Apparently, the police found me sitting in my car in the parking lot of a public park.